This is a detailed Research Report about Mr. Ramalinga Raju (Satyam). It Covers:
- Mr. Ramalinga Profile
- A Picture Gallery showing side-By-side News from 7 most published Newspapers in India
- Latest on His Fraud
- Some Frequently asked questions about the after-effects of Satyam Fraud
- Jokes on Satyam Fraud
Jokes on Satyam Fraud:
Joke 1:
The popular nursery rhyme, ‘Johny, Johny, Yes Papa’ has made way for “Raju Raju, Yes Baba, Cheating us, No Baba, Telling Lies, No Baba, Open your accounts, Ha Ha Ha”.
Joke 2:
Another rhyme, ‘Humpty Dumpty, sat on a wall” has been popularised even more with its Raju version: “Raju Raju sat up on the wall, Raju Raju had a great fall, Balance sheet died, shareholders cried, Raju Raju made a big fraud.”
Joke 3:
S – Stealing
A – And
T – Transferring
Y – Your
A – All
M – Money
Joke 4:
November: Ram Gopal Verma was sighted inside Taj Hotel, Mumbai
January: Ram Gopal Verma was sighted in Satyam Computers Hyderabad
Joke 5:
Joke 6:
New scene from Sholay
Jai: Mausi, ladka Satyam mein kaam karta hain
Mausi: Hai Ram! Aur kahin try kar raha hai kya?
Jai: Kahan Mausi, do saal Satyam me rahne ke baad koi company leti kahan hain
Mausi: Hai Ram to kya do saal se Satyam mein hi hain?
Jai: Haan socha tha do saal me salary hike hogi hi. Aajkal to salary bhi jyada nahin mil rahi hain use
Mausi: To kya salary bhi kam milti hain?
Jai: Ab appraisal bhi to asaani se kahaan hota hain Mausi
Mausi: Hai hai! To kya appraisal bhi nahi hota uska?
Jai: Senior se ladhai karne ke baad appraisal mein achhi rating to nahin milti hain na Mausi
Mausi: To kya seniors se ladhta bhi hain?
Jai: Ab do saal tak onsite jaane ko na mile to ho jaati hain kabhi kabhi anban
Mausi: To kya ab tak ek baar bhi onsite nahin gaya?
Jai: Ab outdated technology ke developer ki kismat mein to yehi likha hain Mausi
Mausi: Kya kaha! Ladka outdated technology mein kaam karata hai?
Mausi: Kaunse college se padhai ki hain?
Jai: Uska pataa lagte hi hum aapko khabar de denge!
Jai: To main yeh rishta pakka samjhu Mausi?
Mausi: Beta, kan khol kar sun lo! Sagi mausi hoon Basanti ki, koi sauteli maa nahi! Bhale hi hamaari Basanti call center wale Chandu se shaadi kar le, par Satyam ke employee se katai nahin karegi
Joke 7:
The name SATYAM means TRUTH; if this is the truth, God bless.
