As soon as our women get married, they are divinely endowed with the gift of wisdom and determination. This is a great blessing on our nation because as soon as our men get married, they are suddenly deprived of both. Hence, their dependence upon their wives becomes unprecedented, and unquestionable.
After marriage I realized that wisdom has a mysterious side and that determination is another word for patience-till-your-brain-bleeds. In this newly discovered wisdom it is easy, and actually preferred, to take completing opposing decisions after unspecified time intervals for no apparent reason at all. Could you pass me the glass. No! don’t pass me the glass. Why didn’t you pass me the glass? Cancel your meeting. No! don’t cancel the meeting. Why haven’t you canceled your meeting? Take me out to dinner tonight. I don’t want to go to dinner tonight! Cant we go out to eat dinner tonight?
Of course the secret of our successful marriages lie within our blind obedience to our wives. And of course I realize the blessing of taking away my wisdom and determination at marriage, how else would I ever have been able to handle such situations.
Secretary of State Hillary Clinton slammed Florida pastor for his “disgraceful” plan to burn the Quran.
Clinton noted that Terry Jones, the Florida pastor, is the head of a small congregation, and said she wished his plans to burn the Quran on the anniversary of the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks hadn’t attracted so much media attention. But sadly, “that’s the world we live in right now,” she said.
Jones’s plans could potentially harm U.S. troops, she asserted, echoing a recent warning from Gen. David Petraeus, the top U.S. commander in Afghanistan.
The pastor’s plan doesn’t represent broader American views on Islam, Clinton declared. “It’s not who we are,” she said.
Clinton also slammed Jones’s plans on Tuesday night at a State Department dinner in honor of the Muslim holy month of Ramadan.
A pastor at a church in Florida plans to burn a Quran on the 9/11 anniversary.
On a website of his church, the Dove World Outreach Church in Gainesville, Florida, Jones characterizes Islam as an “evil religion” and sharia law as an evil form of justice. He says that the plan to burn the Quran is retribution for the 9/11 attacks.
“We’re sending the message that we can go beyond talk. If you push us too far, we can go beyond talk. There’s a time the talk is over. There’s a time that we must stand up and battle,” Jones said.
Jones’s inflammatory speeches continue. He has called the Quran an evil book and urged all Muslims to convert. “We are burning the book. We are not killing someone. We are not murdering people. We are not dragging people out of the cars, who are doctors, and killing them. We are simply burning a book. The General needs to point his finger to radical Islamists and tell them to shut up. Tell them to stop. Tell them that we will not bow our knees to them,” he said.
Jones added: “I wish all Muslims would get saved. I wish they would all convert to Christianity. Christianity is the one and only true religion. The Quran, in our opinion, is an evil book.”
Google has said it will provide Middle East versions of its new VOIP (Voice over Internet Protocol) service, which has proved hugely popular since its launch in the US last month.
However website Emirates 24/7 said the tech giant has no set timeline for the rollout of the service, which currently allows Gmail users based in the US only to make low-cost VOIP calls to any parts of the world.
US-based Gmail clients can make a phone call directly from their computer to a UAE landline for just 19 cents per minute. To call Saudi Arabia the rate is 11 cents, for Oman 15 cents, Qatar 26 cents, Bahrain 17 cents, and Kuwait 9 cents per minute, the website said.
Regarding the two brothers who were lynched in Sialkot. Then know that it is a great event the likes of which cannot be found anywhere except the days of ignorance, or in the persecution of Sahaba (RA).
Through this event, know that the evidence of Allah has been set against us where we have proven to be unaware of the laws of Quran. For Allah says;
“O you who believe! If a wicked person comes to you with any news, ascertain the truth, lest you harm people unwittingly, and afterwards become full of repentance for what you have done.” Surah Hujjurat, Ayat 6.
Once upon a time in a land far far away there lived a handsome prince. The prince had been cursed by the witch and was forced to work at a gas station as a lowly laborer. The gas station was owned by the mountain troll who made the prince work fourteen hour shifts each day and only paid him five thousand rupees at the end of each month. Every month, the prince struggled with paying utility bills, house rent, and with trying to provide his wife and two kids with food and basic necessities. Since the money was too less, and the curse too strong, the prince was spending his days in severe hardship and under debt.